Grammar Police
from The Wrath of Con by Possible Oscar
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A parody of "Karma Police" by Radiohead about using proper grammar.
lyrics
Grammar police
Arrest this nerd
She often fails
To conjugate a verb
Her sentence tense is always wrong
Grammar police
Arrest this geek
His clauses stink
His adverb use is weak
He’s dangling his participle
This is a sentence
Know the predicate
Follows the subject
And contains a verb
Grammar police
Apostrophes confound
They can’t be used
To pluralize a noun
They show possession, omission
Learn your alphabet
Don’t trust your spell check
“Their” will pass the test
When you meant “they are”
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
Arrest this nerd
She often fails
To conjugate a verb
Her sentence tense is always wrong
Grammar police
Arrest this geek
His clauses stink
His adverb use is weak
He’s dangling his participle
This is a sentence
Know the predicate
Follows the subject
And contains a verb
Grammar police
Apostrophes confound
They can’t be used
To pluralize a noun
They show possession, omission
Learn your alphabet
Don’t trust your spell check
“Their” will pass the test
When you meant “they are”
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
I before E
Except after C, except after C
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from The Wrath of Con,
released March 2, 2007
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all rights reserved
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Possible Oscar Minneapolis, Minnesota
Possible Oscar is a Minneapolis, MN based comedy rock act that specializes in original and parody songs. Their musical topics range from video games to nerd love, with stops at comic books and notable Hollywood movie sound effects. Possible Oscar’s sound is two great tastes that taste great together; they usually play rock music, but sometimes a little hip hop is in order. ... more
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