Hayden Christensen
from The Wrath of Con by Possible Oscar
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A parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger about Anakin Skywalker.
lyrics
Hayden Christensen you’re in Star Wars
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme
Jedi council will grant you a seat
But not the rank of master that you seek
To be, you plead
You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch
Palpatine’s a dark lord of the Sith
He says his power will fulfill your wish
To save, Padme
Hayden Christensen on Mustafar
Battle sword to sword with Obi-Wan
In turn, you burn
You’re murdering
Sand People at night
Their heads roll side to side
They took your mother’s life
You’re murdering
Separatist in stride
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside
You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch
You’re murdering
Jedi far and wide
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside
Hayden Christensen you’re in Star Wars
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme
But you’re murdering
Yeah (hold), murdering
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme
Jedi council will grant you a seat
But not the rank of master that you seek
To be, you plead
You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch
Palpatine’s a dark lord of the Sith
He says his power will fulfill your wish
To save, Padme
Hayden Christensen on Mustafar
Battle sword to sword with Obi-Wan
In turn, you burn
You’re murdering
Sand People at night
Their heads roll side to side
They took your mother’s life
You’re murdering
Separatist in stride
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside
You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch
You’re murdering
Jedi far and wide
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside
Hayden Christensen you’re in Star Wars
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme
But you’re murdering
Yeah (hold), murdering
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from The Wrath of Con,
released March 2, 2007
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Possible Oscar Minneapolis, Minnesota
Possible Oscar is a Minneapolis, MN based comedy rock act that specializes in original and parody songs. Their musical topics range from video games to nerd love, with stops at comic books and notable Hollywood movie sound effects. Possible Oscar’s sound is two great tastes that taste great together; they usually play rock music, but sometimes a little hip hop is in order. ... more
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