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We all struggle with creation’s infinite question: “Why work when you can rock?” But what is rock? Is it a feeling, or is it an attitude? Could it physically be in the blood that pumps through our imprisoned, slaves to the grindstone, five days a week bodies? For some, rock is an accepted form of popular music; for others, rock is a spiky wristband on a hairy fist punching an exploding oil tanker; for Possible Oscar, Rock is FTW!

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Finally your boss gave you that raise
Celebrate at Nye’s Polonaise
Buying drinks for the house until 10pm
But now you got to go to work early
That’s not the way it should be (no no!)
All the action is at the bar singing drunk karaoke
Because…

Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
Rockin’ through the week, rockin’ while drinkin’
Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
If Rock was all it took, then let the rock begin!

Lose the tie and grow out your hair
Stand on your desk in your underwear
Tell all your co-workers that Rock n’ Roll is your master now
Screw the bills and the mortgage too
For Rock and Roll it’s the least you can do
Borrow money from your mom and dad and buy a megaphone
And shout…

Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
Rockin’ through the week, rockin’ while drinkin’
Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
If Rock was all it took, then let the rock begin!

Individual results may vary

Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
Rockin’ through the week, rockin’ while drinkin’
Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win!
If Rock was all it took, then let the rock begin!

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from Individual Results May Vary, track released 03 July 2010

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