Talk Nerdy to Me, by Possible Oscar

Talk Nerdy to Me

from The Wrath of Con by Possible Oscar

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A parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison about the art of nerd love.

lyrics

You know I never
I never had much luck with girls
They never like to read and learn
But I like to
And if I could figure out
The cosine of your heart
That’d be a good start
Oh yes it would

I never
I never try to date offline
Use algorithms built to find
My Seven of Nine
So if you look half as great
As Aeryn on Farscape
You’ll be my first mate

Cause baby we’ll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costume for me
Down in the dungeon
Role play D&D
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

You know I dress up
Like Jedi Knights or Klingon guys
My phaser gun is set to fry
I’ll be your fanboy
And my Starfleet uniform
It matches the one worn
By Leonard Nimoy

Cause baby we’ll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costume for me
Down in the dungeon
Role play D&D
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

PC, pick up that keytar and talk to me

*Solo*

Cause baby we’ll be
In the chat room
On the IRC
Out at the Big Con
Star Trek costumes for you and me
Down in the dungeon
And role play D&D
And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah
And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And baby ya know
Talk nerdy to me

(That’s the way I like it, baby)