You Pay, We Play

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about

Possible Oscar, in the guise of Turnidoff Productions, has been known to keep busy recording backing tracks for several of your favorite comedy music acts – occasionally to the detriment of our own musical production. However, not everyone may be aware of the skills we have to offer the instrumentally-challenged or aspiring comedy music performer. This song takes the form of a tongue-in-cheek sales pitch for our services and a demonstration of our versatility.

lyrics

You pay, we play
That’s all it takes to get a song created for your next big hit
And it’s gonna cost a lot, a lot alotta of money (yeah)

You pay, we play
We can play any genre that you like
But it’s gonna cost you big, big money up front
Here’s the skill that could be working for you

We can funk it up
Get your groove on singing to the ladies in the front row
We can funk it up
Funny lyrics work better with a funky flow
Got to funk it up
Make the ladies in the front row forget about their fellas
We just funked it up
If the funk isn’t working out, we can add a little metal

Yeah!
Good old fashioned, down home devil’s metal
Kick you in the teeth, disobey your parents metal
Social outcast, make you pee your pants kind of metal

We can break it down now if you want us to
All you gotta do is ask
The strings come in between bars four and two
All you gotta do is ask
If you want to throw a sweeping solo in
We can drop it in right here

If you need a sad song
we can play those too
Something that will make you cry
Something that make you feel blue
And make the ladies swoon
Whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa
Come on ladies, let me see you swoon
Or do you prefer the metal?

Yeah!
Swoon, Swoon!

Lay down a funky beat to freestyle over

If you got the money, then we got the time
We’ll drop a beat perfectly crafted to bust a rhyme
An 808 kick to make the butts move
And syncopated hand claps facilitating the groove
Our sample-free jams are hot and guaranteed to please
Discounts are applied when you buy more than three
Or four, hell, why not get a baker’s dozen
You can use the extra beats to bake some blueberry muffins

You pay, we play
That’s all it takes to get a song created for your next big hit
And it’s gonna cost a lot, a lot alotta of money money

*cash money ad libs*

You pay, we play
We know it seems expensive at first
Unless you have a discount coupon, too late
Our stupendous savings offer expired last year

*more money ad libs*

credits

from Individual Results May Vary, released July 3, 2010

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Possible Oscar Minneapolis, Minnesota

Possible Oscar is a Minneapolis, MN based comedy rock act that specializes in original and parody songs. Their musical topics range from video games to nerd love, with stops at comic books and notable Hollywood movie sound effects. Possible Oscar’s sound is two great tastes that taste great together; they usually play rock music, but sometimes a little hip hop is in order. ... more

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