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by Possible Oscar

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A collection of singles

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released February 15, 2014

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Possible Oscar Minneapolis, Minnesota

Possible Oscar is a Minneapolis, MN based comedy rock act that specializes in original and parody songs. Their musical topics range from video games to nerd love, with stops at comic books and notable Hollywood movie sound effects. Possible Oscar’s sound is two great tastes that taste great together; they usually play rock music, but sometimes a little hip hop is in order. ... more

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Track Name: Underboob
Life poses many mysteries
Case in point, one being mammaries
They can make a man fall to his very knees
Total submission from just a little tease

Thank God for the underboob and the sideboob too
I’m thanking God for the underboob and the sideboob too
Nipples are great, but nipples can wait
Underboob, underboob

The beauty is that it doesn’t have to be bare
Just a little tease can cause the strong to stare
Cleavage from below can pull us out of despair
The angels in heaven will sound the fanfare

Thank God for the underboob and the sideboob too
I’m thanking God for the underboob and the sideboob too
Nipples are great, but nipples can wait
Underboob, underboob

What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole by the two setting suns

Thank God for the underboob and the sideboob too
I’m thanking God for the underboob and the sideboob too
Nipples are great, but nipples can wait
Underboob, underboob
Track Name: Get Our Geek On
[spoken]
I had a really nice time with you tonight
I hope you enjoyed that candlelit dinner at the International House of Pancakes
The night's still young…
What do you say you come over to my place
I got cable…
I heard there's a BSG marathon on SyFy


Make yourself at home and have a seat in my captain's chair
I bought it off Craigslist, yeah, I buy everything there
I'll fix you up a drink, and I'll do it with class
I'll pour it in a Star Wars Burger King commemorative glass
Don't be afraid, you know I would never bite ya
Unless I'm roleplaying my level 23 half-orc fighta

It's about time you and I get our geek on
If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon
It's about time you and I get our geek on
In this plotline you be Leia to my Han

I'll dim down the lights just to get the right atmosphere
And I'll slide in a DVD of Doctor Who: The Pertwee Years
I'll lay you down on my Indiana Jones bed sheet set
And we'll make sweet love to the soothing sounds of Worm Quartet
If you want, we can make this night last forever
Especially if you slip into some Catwoman leather

It's about time you and I get our geek on
If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon
It's about time you and I get our geek on
In this plotline you be Leia to my Han

We're moving fast, yeah
So you better make your saving throw
I hope your fortitude holds up

I want you so bad like Gollum wanted that ring
I'll run around on all fours in a loincloth if that's your thing
All I want is for you and me to have a little fun
Even if it means having to use my Logan's Run gun
Full speed ahead, it's time to take this ship out of space dock
I'll be Kirk, and it might be weird, but you can be my Spock

It's about time you and I get our geek on
If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon
It's about time you and I get our geek on
In this plotline you be Leia to my Han

It's about time you and I get our geek on
If you ask nice I can try to speak some Klingon
It's about time you and I get our geek on
In this plotline you be Lando to…

My Lobot…
[spoken] C’mon, girl. Put on a blue cape. I’ll put on a puffy shirt
And be your Lobot